Radio Free Wyhtl 2.4
YAMARA LIVES
Returns in Valkyrie, Dork Tower
Alcott Squad Moves Online
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| Above. Rella Nurse-Assassin exercises her discretion. |
NEW YORK, 11/20 2000 All-new episodes begin in Valkyrie with a look at what happened to Blag after his hospital stay, following his fall from an infinite height, and the disturbed woman who loves him. As a special bonus, YAMARA fans can pick up the Dork Tower Winter Swimsuit Issue before Christmas, and see some their fave YAMARA and ALCOTT SQUAD characters in the latest seaside fashions. Rella, Nurse-Assassin (pictured right) first appeared in a story in the Yamara book as the luckless hospital employee charged with caring for the lecherous Blag. In an hilarious turn, she interprets Blag's abuse of her trust as a cause for homicide, and her grim career was on a roll. (A subsequent story was published in an early YAMARA newsletter, available here: The Wyhtl Saga: Blag and Rella, Part II.) But what about the heavy-hitters? Stress, Ralph, Persey & Joe, and the Yamster* herself? What happened to Ogrek? Is he decisively permanently dead, or only partially indefinately not alive? Well, looks like you'll be hunting down new copies of Valkyrie to find out! Meanwhile, ALCOTT SQUAD™– the Yamara spinoff that was running this year in Valkyrie– will conclude its current storyline online. An online cartoon with the girls is also in production. Stay tuned! Our thanks go out to John Kovalic for inviting us over to the Dork side for a bit! And our biggest thanks to all our devoted fans for asking for another helping of Yam. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. SAM HILL NEW YORK, 17 November 2000 Forget all the dimpled snippy swing-door injunctive canvassing recusing and distracting political showmen in Florida– and the comedian/reporters who love them. In related news, most news services worldwide have decided, after January 20, to enclose the word "President" in quotes when referring to the President of the United States. Some examples:
The hour for YAMARA to return has arrived.
(For our British fans, that's an American holiday we've had since before we needed Presidents. Cheers!)
ELECTORAL ENDGAME
Doubt in Certification Means a Bush Win
Exclusive to Radio Free Wyhtl
This is how it ends, as soon as any set of votes are certified or electors meet, voting for Dubya. Any objections after will float belly up to the surface, utterly moot. If you don't want to know how this wacky Presidential pageant ends, don't peek!
Sam Hill is Aetherco's forum for complaining about things that annoy us, usually when they are annoying a lot of other people.